I am in the shower; but Ephraim absolutely MUST talk to me right now!
Ephraim: Mommy, we're (unintelligible) tomatoes!
Mommy: What?
Ephraim: We're (throwing???) tomatoes!
Mommy: You're throwing tomatoes?
Ephraim: NO! We're growing tomatoes!
Mommy: Are you growing tomatoes in your classroom?
Ephraim: No.
Mommy: Who is growing tomatoes?
Ephraim (shrugs): Nobody is.
Mommy (turns off the shower and looks at Ephraim through crack in the glass door, completely bewildered: Ephraim, what on earth are you talking about?
Ephraim: Nobody is growing tomatoes. I think the rain is doing it. They're growing on our yard!
Mommy: Oh...
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